Why, you getting tired of the small "size" of your male daschund? <too easy>
I really am going to go up and talk to this hot chick today. She's smart and nice too!
I'll bet you like her adams apple best of all.
I think I just fixed my computer.
Think again. Those viruses from those gay porn sites keep coming back, even when you think you've fixed them.
I gotta go to the bathroom.
(this is so funny: why am I actually getting a kick out of getting insulted, and actually looking forward to the next insult?))) what is that? 
This time try and make it to the toilet, your last "accident" caused such a stench your neighbors called police to investigate a rotting body.
I'm making dinner now.
Squirrel or Opossum?
I had fried chicken for dinner.
Is that what they're calling rat meat in your 'hood these days?
I'm eating an orange. (ha ha do something with that suckas)
Wow!! You know the meaning of eat??
Whoever started this thread was pretty smart.
Slim pickings in the dumpster tonight?
Tonight I want to get to sleep early.
To pragmatic: Thats not saying much, coming from you. You think anyone that knows the alphabet is smart. Maybe some day you can learn it if you study hard!
To firefly: I know, cause you have to wake up 2 am for all your "customers" when they start calling in drunk from the bar, looking for "night-time company."
My fingers are getting tired.
extra medium wrote:To pragmatic: Thats not saying much, coming from you.
Back to EM: actually, I regard that as a compliment! Thank you!
Seems you're not very smart at all - do you steal your insults from black and white sitcoms?
You're so stupid you don't even know how to play this simple game. Rule-breaker!
How am I supposed to make an insult from that? That wasn't a statement about you...
Take this then: You have horns growing out of your head.
I am the A2K insult master of the universe.
Heavy words, lightly thrown.
I hear spring peepers outside.
You mean you're peeping and ready to spring, from the outside.
Its getting too cold in here.
Close your legs.
I'm drinking a diet cherry Coke.
The coke you "drink" doesn't have any calories, and watch the cherry, I think thats just blood in the goods.
I'm listening to some smokin MP3s!
Sounds like your smoking something with your MP3s.
I'm watching Richard Pryor on TV.
um, a good looking black guy with a mustache in a gay porn video isn't necessarily Richard Pryor.
I should go turn off that friggin AC.
Do you think you can figure out how to do that?
Now I'm watching South Park.
Damn, aren't you Mr. Culture tonight?
I'm going to get up and warm this friggin place up!
Have you ever done what you say you're going to do?
I've never watched it before.
