Cream of yung hung guy ?
It's still raining here.
No, you just pissed yourself.
I'm tired already, okay?
Auto-erotic activity can be tiring.
There is a mouse in my house.
I don't doubt that. News flash: a carboard box by the dump is not a "house," sir.
I'm eating a bagel. (hah, lets see you suckas do something with that)
When you taunt the jewish bagel vendors long enough with racist jokes, they'll throw them at you.
I am about to fire a vendor.
Punching the snack machine is not firing a vendor.
I wish I had a bagel.
Well, tomorrow is "free donut day" at KrispyKreme for those to cheap to buy a bagel.
I have to leave for the day. I'm sure you're all thrilled.
Well just roll your doo-doo into nice doughnut shapes, like you usually do, grab a coffee, and enjoy!
I have to go across the room now and look through that damn box again.
I see they're finally kicking you out of the 24 hour Starbucks you been living in and on wi-fi for 4 weeks straight. Take a shower at the park and move down the block to the next Starbucks...
dammit--well here's another bagel one...Well just roll your doo-doo into nice doughnut shapes, like you usually do, grab a coffee, and enjoy!
I have to go across the room now and look through that damn box again.
That's a demanding wife you got there.
I think I'll go grab a beer.
You mean to say you're going to go grab a queer, probably.
My eyes are getting tired.
That's what happens after you've been up all night looking at porno Web sites.
I bought some new lawn furniture yesterday.
Well maybe if you'd lose a few hundred pounds, you wouldn't have broken the old stuff.
I got too damn much work to do.
Awww...is having to change your underwear once a week wearing you down?
My back hurts.
It must do.... you seem to be having trouble getting it off the bed anyway.
I'm off to walk the dog.
According to your neighbors, even the dog is embarrassed to be seen with you.
I should go out, but I'm not in the mood.
You should take advantage of the one hour they let you out of your cell.
I had a ladybird on my hand just now, but it flew away.
You should bathe more often.
I'm hungry.
Get a friggin job.
I'm kinda uptight & giddy.
Your shorts are too tight.
I'm thinking about getting a Great Dane.
