Well, are there? Or is that an American statement - not a question as one would think from the form (though not the absence of a question mark)?
My chilli is on the stove and it smells great!
You couldnt get a starving dog to eat your chili.
Who wants my picture?
Well, your wolfie picture is darling, but that's just a mask they make you wear outside your house.
Shall I wear my green skirt today?
Green? To match your teeth?
I'm going to eat that chilli now
Thanks for the warning. Extinguish all open flames.
I'm travelling to Montreal this weekend.
All you Canadiens had better stay inside. It not safe with George driving through town.
Why do flies follow you into your house?
You have your pants on backwards. The fly should be in front.
My lawn is like a putting green.
Yeah, too bad you golf like Beckham and kick it like Tiger Woods.
I think I'll go play a round.
Does your wife know you play around, CJ? She's probably quite relieved, I'll bet!
I may just get to those dishes tonight!
Man, you people are slow as molASSES!
I have a far superior mind.
for a one celled organism,
i am the divus of the pedal steel
divus -- god -- right.
I heard you had the body of a Greek god.
Unfortunately, it's Bacchus.
(...and for the last time, that's a damn SEWING MACHINE, pedal steel boy...)
Now back to working on my "abs of steel".
So you're yet another muscle bound bozo? I hadn't thought that of you before...
Shall I finally cook the swiss chard tonight?
If I knew for sure what swiss chard is, I'd zing you but good, I can tell you that!
Should I stay up and watch the rest of the Daily Show?
What the hell is the Daily Show? You tv twit, can you describe it for me?
What shall I do to get Pacco to quit barking at cars pulling up to the stop sign?
You guys are al arguing over nothing especiially you clara what the hell you yabbling on about?
now there's avatar that perfectly represents member's IQ
Damn it, it rains again.
That's not rain. Angry neighbors are trying to wash you.
So what's this "spellcheck" button for?
You need a "smellcheck" button, you stinking piece of slime.
I like car rides.
