That's not the only thing you wish was longer.
I'm heading to the gym early.
You can't get there early enough.
I'm addicted to Altoids.
That's what happens when you stick them up your nose so you don't have to smell yourself.
Work is getting hectic.
Well, when you have a brain the size of a pea, 3 phone calls in one day can seem hectic.
I hate being sick; my nose is sore.
Stop shoving it up your bosses a**.
I love my work .....
And you're an excellent ditch digger too
I'm off to bed......night night.
It's always work, work, work with you ....
I played 5 soccer games this weekend.
I heard the ladies senior citizens team demolished you.
I feel so good today.
Nothing like fresh batteries in the steely dan.
My ear is sore.
What did you do to it - let too many things in the other ear and out this sore one?
Its so cold in this computer room.
Try closing your legs.
My knee hurts.
Try getting up off them.
The coffee here tastes like piss.
Well, you should know.
I was kicked in my knee .... that's why it hurts.
Does she always miss your balls, or was this the first time?
My cube-neighbor is an ass-kisser.
I imagine you know that from personal, first hand, experience--and you love every minute of it.
I'm eating some chocolate cookies right now
Don't eat anymore, chocolate is poisonous to dogs. Didn't you know that?
I have a serious headache.
Imagine how the brick wall feels.
My son and I have been brainstorming his next career move.
From your experience, would he be a good gigolo?
I just came home, gonna head for bed soon (hopefully).
Running from the police is very tiring.
I think I need a new car.
Worn out another back seat have you?
Speaking of worn out, I'm very tired.
