Don't they mind you drooling all over the ball?
I'm not athletic.
Sumo wrestling's not being athletic?
My job's too stressful.
Emptying the office wastebaskets is too stressful?
I'm ready for a nap.
You're ready for a dirt nap.
I built a cabinet last night.
Is that what you call that pile of crates?
I'm making shrimp for dinner.
I hope your dinner guests don't end up in the ER again.
I'm told I look beautiful in royal blue.
Get your hearing tested, it was "pitiful" not "beautiful".
We all know the saying "an apple a day keeps the doctor away"...
So why did you eat the entire bushel, tubby?
I have two games tomorrow, and at least two on Sunday.
Playing pin the tail to the 12-year old at Neverland again?
I'm eating smoked nuts.
Boyfriend in the sauna too long?
I'm leaving for lunch now.
I hope this time no one is trampled in your rush to the salad bar.
I'm having problems with my telephone.
And everyone else is having a problem with you.
I just saw the strangest thing!
You looked in the mirror?
I still haven't started my tax return.
For which year..........1962?
I love ice cream.
About all you can eat since you have no teeth.
I ate tuna for lunch.
He went swimming after lunch and 10 stray cats drowned.
I had pork, the other white meat.
now you'll fart all afternoon
have to eat my breakfast, ice cream again
When do you start your Jenny Craig classes?
I think it's time for another cup of coffee.
Maybe if you slept at night rather than roaming the earth looking for victims.......
Looks like I'll have to go out......we ate all the eggs, oatmeal and blueberries yesterday. I miss New York.
And New York always misses a hungry transvestite.
I wish weekends were longer.
