Just because you're so weak after one push-up.
I hate uni sometimes.
Yes, stupid people often do hate places where thinking is required.
I love my digital camera.
Your glamour shots at ratemytaintdotcom prove that.
I really wanna ciggy...
You just can't get enough of sucking on things, can you?
I don't suck on my cigars.
I think we all know what you do suck on.
I just got a promotion.
Congratulations. Are you going to be able to get off your knees now?
I have a headache.
Too bad paying customers won't except that excuse.
My car's messed up, it's running hot.
Compared to your cold character, your car is at boiling point.
I am going to fail
At least you are looking on the bright side of things.
I miss real newscasts.
Why? Aren't you sick of hearing the crimes you commit everyday?
Here I am, at work...
And enjoying good job security too--you don't have to worry that they will outsource the task of carrying the office trash to the dumpster.
I never hear any jokes in my office.
That's because they're all on you, silly.
I think I have writer's block.
Your head is a block.
I gotta run.
After that meal you just packed away, "waddle" would be more like it.
I just put out the garbage.
You just moved out?
I'm planting a big garden this year.
You mean you'll just let the dandelions and crab grass grow wildly again?
I need a vacation.
You need more than that.
So do I
You need more than any of us.
My legs are sore from exercise.
Wow, you actually got out of bed today. Business must be bad.
Friday night and nothing going on.
Why don't you go shopping...steal something nice for yourself, again.
I have hair like Einstein.
