That's because you have no personality.
I'm a very outgoing person.
Is that why you're always walking around with your pants unzipped?
My gym closed down.
They couldn't afford to replace all of the equipment after you left every bench semen-stained.
The vending machine is broken.
Maybe the machine is telling you something.
My plants are getting big.
Your plants? You told me those were all natural.
I'm getting hungry.
Did you finish eating that pig already?
My whole body is sore.
It must be spring gangbang time at Montana's house.
I went fishing yesterday.
Is that where you caught your crabs?
The snow is almost melted here.
Must be your sunny disposition.
I'm not very insulting today.
The stench more than makes up for it.
I just ate.
I just noticed that you didn't finish your meal. You forgot to eat the rats tail.
It's so nice living in the country.
Plenty of horses for you ...?
It's a beautiful day here.
How would you know? Since when do they let you out?
My eyes are burning.
Looked in the mirror again? Imagine how others must feel.
I'm gonna go to bed ... tomorrow is my Monday.
Are you sure it's not your Thursday tomorrow, senility sort of creeps up on you.
I brought in take-out food tonight.
Is that what you call the road kill you scrape up?
I need a new CV joint.
You're so stiff, you could use another kind of joint too.
It's almost time to go home.
Finally taking the hint then? I've been yawning for an hour!
I have ringing in my ears.
Turn down that blasted boom box rap music!
It's time to cook dinner.
Pot luck? I'll bring the fire extinguisher.
Anybody got any Imodium?
