They probably couldn't stand the smell - yuck, yuck, yuck, better give this back.
I'm listening to calypso innuendos.
Now the little voices inside your head intimate in a West Indian musical style?
My coffee is good this morning.
Don't spill it in your lap you might burn your pu--y.
I'm drinking tea.
...speaking of pu__y.
The time change is making me sleepy.
Listening to you is making me sleepy. Try drinking coffee ... although ladies do prefer tea.
Soup for lunch.
Dentures out for repair?
Pork for lunch.
So, you like pigs, eh ;-)
I'm sick!
You're a sick puppy, for sure.
I'm heading back over to the fart thread. I have something to share.
That's why they call you Sir Stinks-a-lot.
I had pasta for lunch.
I bet you overcooked it like your mum used to.
I can't wait for the weekend to begin.
Neither can the guy across from your desk.
The West-Indian voices in my head say its time to bake some strawberry muffins.
Maybe you should learn to punctuate before you get even more obese by eating all the muffins because you've got no friends to share them with.
I've been selected to join the NASA astronaut training programme.
Just don't drop those muffins in the toilet like your last batch.
Time to break out the Vicks Vaporub.
I'd rather not be able to breathe through my nose when you're around.
I've been selected to join the NASA astronaut training programme. (try again
)
They think a rocket you're in will get off the ground given your large girth?
The soup today is chicken vegetable, and is not as good as my coffee was earlier.
Chicken isn't a vegetable, stupid!
I can play chess blindfolded against 5 people.
That wouldn't be the first time you took on five at once.
I'm tired today.
From taking on 5 dudes at once.
Working from home rocks.
Yeah, then you can masterbate all day.
I wish I could work out today.
cj might have an opening for you.
I hate meetings.
