Threw up on the old ones again?
I need a cup of coffee.
Anything to get your bowels moving.
I made a really good Spanish omelette for Easter lunch.
You finally found a use for those bull testicles did ya?
Yes, and she made a makeshift tampon out of the scrotum and penis.
Hey, there aren't any balls down there are there?
Yeah, the biggest pair you've ever seen dingleberry.
Quote:Hey, there aren't any balls down there are there?
Yeah, the biggest pair you've ever seen dingleberry.
Did you really think that was going to make sense to anyone?
It's a gorgeous day today.
Ticomaya admits he's actually a duck.
I'm drinking a diet Coke.
Finished those two double Whoppers already?
It's my turn to cook tonight. What shall I make?
Just don't sub bull testicles for the meatballs like you did last time.
My evening is screwed.
Just like your holes in college.
I'm high right now.
Not in the I.Q. department.
We got a lot of rain today.
But you made a couple extra bucks huh Golden Showers?
I have to leave soon.
The sooner the better.
Springtime always makes me happy.
I didn't know you were a plant....
Springtime makes me sneeze. (You nose it.)
Drew, are you trying to tell us your...nosei?
Drew is a male version of Mrs. Cravits (Bewitched) thanks for sharing buddy.
paulaj has, yet again, failed to follow the rules of the thread.
I'm having a baked potato for lunch.
But first you're gonna dress him up as Darth Tater, right?
I think Tico has a crush on Paula, don't you?
Nothing sadder than developing a crush on a screen name.
Hah, Tico, you're sad.
Well I guess you're the expert.
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Excuse me, didn't we go to school together or something?
No. Thankfully.
I'm off to take a certification exam....
You are already certifiably insane....
Isn't is nice to know that there are decent people out there who will return your lost wallet, not steal it?
