Drunk before Noon again?
It's a beautiful day here.
Are you high again?
The room I'm sitting in is so bright, I'm thinking of putting on sunglasses.
So they've got you cleaning out the core reactor at Chernoble again? What doesn't kill ya, makes ya stronger (and uglier), eh?
I like smoked almonds.
Is there anything you won't smoke?
I just had some cheesecake.
Did you polish the whole cake off, again?
I bought 6 boxes of girl scout cookies.
...and there are three thin mints left.
I am almost out of smokes.
While your out buying smokes, you can re-stock your crack supply.
Don't you hate running out.
I heard that the rehab now runs an express bus to your house for quick pickup and delivery.
I think I wasted my weekend.
Along with your mind.
That was farouche.
That reeks.
I started a new thread, today.
That's good because your old threads are looking pretty tattered.
I have a stomach ache.
I told you that this would happen when you eat out of trash cans.
Think I'll have a glass of wine.
That would be your 9th or 10th glass so far today.
I had a very stressful afternoon.
You want some cheese with that whine?
A nice baby swiss sounds good....
Baby eater.
There is nothing more delicious than bacon.
Try cooking it first
Had my first Baby Roast Duckling
Find any bb's?
I had beef chow fun for lunch.
Was that the Pedigree or the Mighty Dog brand?
I feel very upbeat because today turned out great.
No doubt you'll do something later to screw it up.
I got a good night's sleep last night.
That's called a blackout, and it's a sign that you need to join AA.
I need a new pair of shoes.
