So it was a normal evening?
The CTS must be effecting my typing ......
Maybe you should stop typing with your penis.
Wheat Thins are delicious...
Still, it's obvious you like Ding Dongs better.
I like reduced-fat Triscuits.
They go together with all your other oxymorons
One could live on clams
You are obviously speaking from long experience as a beach bum.
I need something to drink.
It's past Noon and you're not drunk yet? Is this a first?
I like urinals that self-flush.
Makes it easier to find those choice cigar butts does it?
Jeez free Duck, you come in here swinging for the fence.
And like you popped out to first.
Need to find a new book to read.
Knowing you, you ought to try "Hop On Pop." It has pretty pictures.
I read a lot of contracts today.
So, are you contractually obligated to post here, or do you do it just to annoy everyone?
I cut my finger badly, but it didn't bleed.
Which is surprising considering your leachlike qualities.
One of my feet is slightly bigger than the other.
That explains the random braking in heavy traffic.
I'm going to a soccer game after work.
Too wimpy to play?
I'm playing a soccer game tonight.
I didn't know they had a geriatric league.
I haven't played soccer in a very long time.
Having trouble getting used to those Depends, George?
My PC is really sluggish today...
See that? My PC response is so slow, George actually deleted his post and I didn't know it. Anybody else having problems?
That can happen when you download 6 gigs of porn.
It has finally stopped snowing outside.
Guess you don't have much to do in your cell, except keep an eye on the weather.
I am feeling very upset.
use the other hand
we have had more rain here this last month than we usually get all winter.
Playing "golden showers" again?
It's pouring here.
