Thanks for sharing "CHAINSAW!"
That felt good.
You're welcome. Do you want the gloves back?
I need new tires for my bicycle.
Steal the appropriate size, this time.
The pleasure is all mine. I don't understand the glove comment...I have dain bramage.
Is the brain damage the reason you're always bored? Or are you bored because you don't know the difference between a vibrator and an awl?
Don't insult me; it's my birthday.
Who f.uckin' cares? In the glorious olden days you would've been slaughtered at birth.
I like this song.
Happy Birthday Cinn. Child, stop acting like a child.
I can't think of anything at the moment.
Then why the f.uck did you post, seriously...
Look inside your empty soul, there you'll find the news.
Child, you're so ugly when you go to the zoo the gorillas try to feed you bananas.
I just got the new Gran Turismo.
Slappy Doo Hoo, you suck so much cock that you've developed the nickname of **********...
Doo Hoo, you know not to take me on, don't ya?
I know I wouldn't want to try, because you'd want to assbang me like you do your buddy.
I got sh*tfaced last night.
Its cheaper if you have a hooker sh*t on your chest.
I need a beer.
Slappy Doo Hoo, you bastard...
sublime1, the bar line around here is so long, you'll probably have the DT's waiting for that beer and imagine yourself in a menage a trois with Slappy and Child.
I'm watching the Oscars.
Why don't you watch the people, at the Oscars?
Statues don't do anything, they just sit there, like statues. Ever try and have a conversation with one? It's boring, trust me.
Thats because the acid you got was just notebook paper.
Thanks firefly, got the beer already(don't get Child and Slappy excited)
Child and Slappy probably get excited if they see a dog lift it's leg.
I received beautiful flowers yesterday.
Are they dead yet?
I heard, if you put sugar in a vase with flowers, it makes them last longer.
I bet you haven't heard that putting water in a vase of flowers makes them last longer.
I fell asleep early last night.
Were you talking to yourself again?
I think I have carpel tunnel syndrome.
From the looks of your spelling it's more like Down's Syndrome
I played lousy tennis last night.
