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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
cjhsa
 
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Reply Fri 25 Feb, 2005 11:47 pm
Uh, work for yourself?

Our guests just left.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 01:12 am
If your friends are like you, you better count the silverware.

I need something to cheer me up.
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Child of the Light
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 08:40 am
Things that will cheer you up:
A bullet to your head, your stomach full of bleach, and maybe, a plastic bag on your head.

Oh silly me, those are things that would cheer your family up...
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 09:00 am
It's humane of them to allow you PC privileges at the asylum, it must make all that solitary confinement much easier.

I have to pay some bills today.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 11:14 am
Well aren't you a GIVER!

Your parents must be proud.
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George
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 11:26 am
Your parents must be in denial.




I'm thinking about organizing a Boston-area gathering.
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panzade
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 11:35 am
But first you'll have to wait for the parole board's decision.

I wonder if this coffee is making me jumpy?
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paulaj
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 11:41 am
To bad it can't make you "jump" in to a decent reply.


Me, on the other hand...
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 11:45 am
You, on the other hand, are always jumping through hoops, so you might find a job at a circus.

I just had some ham and cheese sandwich.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 11:48 am
Your taste in food reflects your wit.

I was up late last night....er, early this morning.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 12:00 pm
Couldn't get to sleep until you figured out how to work a hammer?

I am determined to get better organized
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paulaj
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 12:02 pm
(Pipped) i'm not changing it...so there.
Dosen't dry mouth suck? It feels like one has little sweaters, or mittens on their tongue, and teeth.

Does anyone else here, besides me, brush their teeth?
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 12:07 pm
Of course they do, but you're the only one who uses a lint brush.

I need to use the bathroom.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 12:11 pm
firefly wrote:
Of course they do, but you're the only one who uses a lint brush. rotflmao!

I need to use the bathroom.

SO DO I! I think I **** my PANTS after I read that.


<oh yeah, funny,,,,,,,,,,,,,wipes tears...wipes ass>
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 12:48 pm
**** your pants? Ready for some Depends, eh, Paula?

I'm going on a bar crawl today.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 05:00 pm
You're so out of shape, you don't even have the energy to bar hop.

I'm staying home today.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 10:19 pm
You're hoping the termite tent will get rid of those crabs?

I played baseball today.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sun 27 Feb, 2005 12:00 am
Being the Little League bat boy must be quite a feather in your cap.

I need to get my car washed.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Sun 27 Feb, 2005 02:20 am
Why don't you just wait for it to rain, like everyone else.


Men, are supposed to make coffee, it say's so in the bible....................."Hebrews!"
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firefly
 
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Reply Sun 27 Feb, 2005 09:03 am
A choir of heavenly angels just laughed so hard they snorted the milk of human kindness out through their noses Very Happy

I've been told I snore.
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