More power in my right pinkie than in your whole body.
They gym's sauna is broken.
So are your communicating skills
I need to buy a notebook computer
Heading for that truck that sells stolen goods again?
I have to shovel snow today.
You have plenty of practice from shoveling ****.
Why did Paula edit her posts ... ?
Maybe she knew you were having trouble with reading comprehension.
It appears she edited a lot of posts ... I don't know why ... maybe she'll enlighten us.
I'm drinking my coffee black today.
Coordinating with your teeth, I see.
Having trouble with a software installation....
Thats because your stupid.
I'm having computer problems, I hope I can get it fixed. Has anyone seen my avatar?
Yes. "Your" better off without it.
Paula seems to be apostrophe-challenged.
And you're just lacking in everything.
My computer works just fine.
Until you start typing on it, then it gets all screwed up.
I scored two goals in my soccer game last night.
Against a U8 girls team, who won.
I just took a sauna.
To lazy to take a shower?
I think I'll sing, ahem, me-me-ME-ME-me-me-me.
Anybody else hear that cow with the lisp?
Pork, the other white meat.
YOU pork the other white meat!...
I'm busy.
Your parole officer must have insisted you get a job.
My feet feel cold.
Bound to happen when you're on your knees all day.
I'm hungry for dinner already.
You didn't eat enough at the trough for lunch?
This weekend should be fun.
Bella's signed up for the bukkake olympics.
I'm buzzing on caffeine.
You sure know how to have a good time.
How can I be brillant, and dumb as a door-knob, at the same time? Anyone?
