Before or after you gave that fat man a blow job?
Hah, Slappy I am your owner.
Easy there, Jorge Posada.
I don't know if I'll be able to drink tonight.
I know one thing you will drink, just like every night...Sperm, the sperm of a man.
He's trying to teach you things.
What would that be, everything you already know?
Raising hell at the virtual pub.
The virtual pub is the closest thing to a public place you should ever show yourself.
I took the day off.
Thank you for being so generous and not torturing your colleagues with your mere presence.
At last, I found my chemistry papers.
Too bad they were due yesterday.
I am so relieved--I got several major things accomplished this week.
I would not consider naps to be major things.
I going out to dinner tonight
Dumpster diving again?
I get too many catalogs in the mail.
But a heck of a porn collection, right?
Cains is better than Folgers, in my book.
What else do you prefer, the Hatfields over the McCoys?
Is it a coincidence that the letters VD are in the biggest love-like holiday of the year? Let's not forget the "V" itself.
Are you intentionally being boring?
I just bought a new computer.
Too bad that won't help you come up with more clever remarks.
I'm having chocolate dipped strawberries for dessert.
You are what you do..."Dip."
We need a new game around here.
You do ... because you really suck at this one.
I got 2 hours of sleep last night.
cocaine will keep you awake
I have very large biceps
You have large "B's" alright, but it's not your biceps.
I just ate cheese.
That explains the dead cat behind you.
I saw a duck yesterday
Did you try and swoon it, being "V" day and all?
Animals love me.
From behind? Or any old way.
I throw a pretty mean curveball
