For a girl!
I prefer...behind, thanks for asking.
When Paula does it doggie-style, she's not particular about the breed.
I'm overscheduled today.
Since when can't you -FIT- a customer in?
I have to do errands.
Is that the name of your horse? How often do you "do" him?
I need a new PDA.
Do you really think anyone would allow themselves to be seen kissing you?
I love hardwood floors.
Yes, but when you do don't you get splinters?
I installed a vinyl tile floor yesterday.
Right over the top of the hardwood, I bet.
Does plaid make me look fat?
You are fat. The plaid neither helps nor hurts your fattiness.
I put the vinyl tiles right on the crappy subfloor.
Crappy vinyl, over crappy floors, nice touch.
Crappy insult?
Yes ... we've come to expect it from you.
Actually, high quality commercial vinyl, over crappy floor. Result: Crappy floor.
When I was done my fingers were very sticky.
Did you know you can use that "sticky stuff" to glue a floor?!
Oh yeah, sticky stuff is versatile.
Paula uses "Gizm" brand hair gel. Need some more?
I suddenly don't feel well.
Drinking Paula's hair gel again?
I really could use a bigger hammer.
So, you finally realized that size does matter?
I watched the dog show last night.
Looking for hairstyle pointers?
I can't shake this bug.
That isn't a bug you douche bag, it is your personality.
There isn't anything you can do.
You are obviously talking about yourself.
I've got to make a very long phone call.
Keep your pathetic innuendos to yourself.
Time to pick up the phone and touch someone.
More like call a 900 number and touch yourself.
The soup I ate for lunch gave me gas.
Yeah, well you are a big a-hole.
I get Monday off!
