For what species?
I'm going out to eat tonight.
Secure your trash cans everyone!
Why won't the telemarketers leave me alone?
They prey on the weak.
I scored 3 goals in my soccer game last night.
...then the other team showed up...
Coffee tastes better in a thick white mug.
Well, you sure do have a thick, white mug.
I often get a Hat Trick when I push forward out of the back.
We don't need to hear about your dalliances with hookers.
Was that a good one?
No. Here, let me show you how.
Pull on my finger
Is it covet or covert?
More like cracked!
I will not pull Pans finger.
...your hands are busy elsewhere...
I prefer corvette.
Corvette? Clara's oval round vagina, exciting, tantalizing T's, exceptional. Thanks for sharing Drew.
I like playing games.
Ever play a game called, "Shut up"?
I drive a Mazda.
You look so cute in your little pink Miata with the rainbow bumper sticker.
I have a bad cold.
You have a "bad" cold, as opposed to what, a "good" cold?
Who is crazier, cjhsa, or me?
I suggest you file that question under "questions never to ask out loud." Along with all of your other questions.
Had a nice lunch of macaroni and cheese, with bagel bites.
You better stop taking your kid's lunch box to work.
Am I being discourteous?
Not enough for it to be considered an insult.
Your not very good at this are you?
We have a winner for the absolutely worst lead in ever written.
I'm feeling a bit better.
Drugs kick in?
Mine have.
Have you been promoted to senior crack whore yet, or are you still assistant crack whore?
It snowed last night.
Have you been promoted to senior crack whore yet, or are you still assistant crack whore?
It snowed last night.
