That's because I'm not on.
<singing>Oooooh the weather outside is frightful, bla bla bla, bla bla ....delightful.
It'll get better once you pay the electric bill.
I'm learning a new language.
Pig Latin isn't considered a language, Georgey.
How come I didn't post a pic of myself today?
Because you felt bad about causing people to throw up?
I didn't get much sleep last night.
Stop main-linning speedballs.
I have to go to the store, I'm procrastinating again.
Afraid of another shoplifting arrest?
I feel so tired.
No, you're lazy. You have to do something before you can be tired.
I wish I could be lazy, sometimes.
I know what you look like!
Drewdad is handsome.
Your insults really suck, today.
I have no idea why I qualified that remark.
Because your insults suck too!
I'm shy.
most people are happy you are. save them from having to hear your annoying voice.
My parents suck.
And the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
As an alumnus of the Longhorn Band, may I just take this opportunity to say it is 10:45 and OU still sucks!
That info is quite impressive Drew, could you bore us a little more next time?
I'm running low on dig's.
That's because you have no imagination.
I have to buy some Valetines Day cards.
As long as you remember that giving is better than receiving you should be fine.
It is impossible to find a baby sitter for Valentine's Day.
Have you tried your local "Doggie Day Care" facility?
I'm usually mean in the mornings before I have a cup o' Joe.
Who's Joe! And why does he produce so much semen?
I have a new bicycle.
Sure beats that old shopping cart you've been pushing around.
My shopping cart has a turbo.
But your insults are running out of gas.
I have a stomach ache.
You have my gas!
Do I look fat?
