So you're the idiot I'm stuck behind.
I ate too much for lunch.
Did you leave her satisfied?
Chicken for dinner.
If you took the feathers off the bird, the fire department could quit making those trips to your house.
I'm making a very simple dinner tonight.
Remember, the meat goes between the slices of bread.
I'm just about done with work for the day.
How often do they need you to come in and change a light bulb?
I'm getting a delivery this week.
At last, a little bitter ray of sunshine in your otherwise empty life.
I'm hoping for a kewl task today, rather than just helping someone set up a printer.
When did Burger King get printers?
I have decided to teach karate to Slovakians
and Slovaks have decided to teach you to drink like a man, I see. Practice makes perfect.
some bastard knocked off my rearview mirror.
Next time don't let the guy leave with blue balls.
I'm too busy for this stuff...
It's hard to wack off and type at the same time.
I have a headache.
You should only think for short periods at a time until you're used to it. You can think for longer periods later, after you've had time to practice. How many times do I need to explain this to you?
I'm eating fish for lunch.
But nibbling them right out of the office aquarium is really baaaaaad.
I'm about to check my lottery tickets.
Isn't gambling against prison rules?
There are things, that I don't know.
That should be in the Guinness Book of Records as the world's greatest understatement.
I need to get organized.
Another court date sneak up on you?
I learned something new last night.
How to drain the water out of your bathtub?
I'm procrastinating about doing my work.
One of these days you'll get around to looking up that big word...
What's this tree frog doing in my shower?
Thats no way to talk about your girlfriend, panzade.
Pan (talks about his girl) zade.
hee hee. good one pooh pooh head
I see Panzade is at the top of his game today.
I need more espresso.
