Another "client" knocking on your door?
My car is in the repair shop again.
What did you hit this time?
I'm putting thing's off...
But you better show up in court or they'll revoke your bail.
I've got to go to the locksmith and get some keys made.
Breaking and entering getting old?
Would someone get me a coffee please?
Too hung over to get it yourself?
I just had a delicious cookie.
I'll bet you ate the whole package.
I'm out of eggs.
I always suspected you were old enough to be menopausal, and I'll bet you're sweating like a pig from those hot flashes.
I have to rent a car tomorrow.
Try not to sweat on the seats, oinky.
I never sweat like a pig.................I sweat like a meatloaf.
Pay your bills, and maybe you'd have good enough credit to buy one.
Blueberry beer is good.
What beer don't you like, hiCUP!
I changed my last statement. Now slappy looks stupid.
Well at least I only LOOK stupid, Paula.
Pats, baby.
Ouuch! Your doing that to hard.
I didn't change it to make you look silly, I just thought of something better.
You didn't think hard enough.
Paula, I need your input in my new thread.
You have a new thread?
If that's true, I have got to learn better navigating skills here.
Your lousy navigating skills would explain why you were trapped in the Autos forum for a week.
I have a headache.
Pre-game hangover no doubt.
I have one also. Catchy?
No, you are just a suggestible hypochondriac.
I just exchanged my rental car.
Don't tell me, THAT one ended up in the shop too?
Who is the A2K led-foot?
"Lead" has an "a" in it ... HELLO?
I haven't had a speeding ticket in over 10 years.
Just because the police can't catch you, it dosen't mean you don't deserve a ticket.
Tico maya foot.
