Make sure and take some plastic bags so you can clean up after youself.
I'm about to lose it.
Lose that stressful job!
I like flowers, they smell pretty.
The same can't be said for you.
I'm always late.
And that's your best quality.
It's time to eat lunch.
Are you ever not eating?
I got a check yesterday.
Being on the dole has some disadvantages...
Damn computer is giving me a hard time.
Try learning how to use it.
I think my computer has a virus.
You gave it the virus, no doubt.
I have glue on my fingers.
It's easier if you sniff right from the bottle, but different strokes for different folks.
My Friday morning conference call is going about the way I've come to expect....
Everyone hung up on you again?
I've got a lot of errands to run today.
running sounds good for you.
im so upset i feel like puking.
Now you know how people who look at you feel.
The weather is awesome today.
If you'd gotten out of bed, you'd have known it was nice yesterday too.
I'm eating lunch.
For the 5th time today! Mooooo.
I want to spend $.
Are you going to buy lunch, again?
I might go play some hoops.
With immense hips like yours, hula hoops would be appropriate.
I don't know what to make for dinner.
Why don't you shave a side of beef off of Ticomaya.
I have a headache, ouchy.
Have you been trying to think again?
I'm laying low tonight.
Passed out on the floor again?
It's foggy tonight.
Put the joint down and you might not think so.
I think I'm going to bed now.
