Might as well just cut a hunk off of your big fat ass.
I don't feel so hot.
No wonder they call you a cold fish.
I just had some cranberry juice.
Is that what that is? I thought you'd bumped into Tammy Faye Baker at the mall.
I have new headphones.
Did they charge you extra for the Fat Head size?
I need to buy a gift and I'm not sure what to get.
You could always regift the deodorant and dandruff shampoo you got for Christmas.
I'm listening to Terrapin Station.
And probably pretending you are Jerry Garcia.
Wish I didn't have to work today.
So does your boss.
I think about life too much.
Probably because you're going to HELL when you croak.
I just finished breakfast.
We can tell you haven't missed a meal.
I want to go to the movies today.
You're probably too lazy to get dressed.
I just had some chocolate kisses.
Some, is that what you call the whole bag?
I forgot to do my laundry today.
Again? that makes what a whole year without doing laundry! what an accomplishment. trust me you dont have to tell anyone. we all know.
I love softball. its such a great sport.
Bench warmers do get the best seats, don't they?
If it rains again tomorrow I will be sad.
Not easy being homeless is it.
Is something wrong with my brain?
Yeah, it is missing
Glad to be back home
Your neighbors aren't.
I wonder where cjhsa, is'a.
I wonder what language you're speaking, or are you just a bad speller?
Obviously, James my boy, you are still a rookie. Keep practicing, maybe you'll get the hang of it in a year, or three.
I'm in a shitty mood.
Alright, I'm a bad speller, but someone has a bad memory! I'm not paying attention today.
Jameson forgot to leave a comment, what to do, what to do.
Oooops! That's too funny- and oh yeah, I'm a girl...it's pronounced Jay-mih-son...
Here's your comment...sorry
I'm going to the beach later.
