You mean you let it stand out in the rain.
I saw a really good movie today.
Like you would know the difference.
I have laryngitis and can't speak at all!
That's making our ears a rest!
I just woke up.
Who cares, you are in France.
Slappy Doo Hoo style insult.
You call that a statement?
No one cares anymore.
I guess it hardly pays for you to panhandle these days.
I need to lose some weight.
Why bother? It'll just find you again.
My mother-in-law is coming to visit.
I'm sure she can't wait to get out of there.
That was my first insult game post.
No! You're shitting me! Cuz that was like the best insult ever. Really, I mean it.
I'm sitting here in my underwear.
Relax! JPN will be there in a second
Two for one! Boy I'm clever
I didn't realize you could count that high.
I have the day off today.
Your co-workers are probably celebrating with a party.
I should go shopping, but I'm not in the mood.
No... you're just to poor.
It is really cold at work today.
Did your co-workers lock you in the freezer again?
I just waited ten minutes for a service elevator.
Forgot to press the button again, did you?
I cut my finger yesterday?
You keep forgetting which way to unscrew the light bulb?
Think I should mow the lawn?
Naw, keeping it waist high hides all the old tires and beer bottles.
I need a nap.
You need more than a nap to get YOUR beauty rest.
I am sleepy....
Listening to yourself talk again?
I hate ironing shirts.
That's apparent from the wrinkled mess you are wearing.
I might make pork chops for dinner.
