Time out!
firefly, you're a cheeky sod....ha ha
Firefly also has a leaky rod, because of the VD...
Now that is funny.
Stop looking at your crotch.
Time to watch the shows I taped.
Still studying Jerry Springers every move?
That is the worst show.
I thought so too when I saw you on the "Trailer Trash Dykes" episode.
I wonder if she'll date me?
Of course I would date you, I love toothless men.
I just noticed panzades cat moves. It looks like it's waiting.
WTF. Repeat after me, "the cat is not moving; I am freak and need meds."
I am a freak and need meds.
The first part is true, but I'm not sure meds would help.
I love weekends.
Not as much as your co-workers, they don't have to see you for 2 whole days.
I 'm only going to get 3 hours sleep tonite.
Landlord evicting you early again?
I really enjoy my morning coffee.
That's nice, but we're not enjoying your morning breath.
I am going shopping for groceries this morning.
To get another hoard of snacks, beer, pizza, and bags of junk chips to get you through the weekend?
I'm looking through next week's supermarket circulars.
Have you seen the ad for Jenny Craig? Obviously not!
I forgot to return my dvd rental.
Guess you just don't want to part with, "Sex Slaves Who Work Cheap".
I need to get dressed and go out.
Are you still having trouble tying your shoes?
My daughter is going to wake up any minute.
Is that why you are hiding in a closet?
I need to clean my computer screen.
Yeah, probably, but you should shoot yourself in the head first. I know that isn't a traditional insult, but it does a really good job of conveying my intense hatred for Firefly.
Thank you sir.
CotL continues "Now can you stick it in my other end?"
I am whipped.
Let's not forget fluffy and light, oh ya, thats you.
I'm full.
All three inputs!
I just washed my car.
