That last remark makes so little sense I hope you have name tags sewn in your clothing and an address tag on your wrist.
I believe in high protein breakfasts.
I didn't know male penis was high in portein.
My insults are becoming 1-D
1-D=One Dimensional, Only Dumb, and One Down from potty jokes--in other words, very lame brained and infantile.
I am thinking about baking a cake this afternoon.
Hah, I think you mean baking a penis, for your mouth.
That one was great.
The only thing "great" about you is the dimensions of your stupidity.
Can you say something insulting about me?
Sure. It looks and smells like you are smoking one of your own turds.
I took a massive dump today.
Took a huge dump you say? So, where did you take your mother?
I can't think of anythign to sya.
If you had any brains, you'd shut up.
My dog is being a pest.
Servant usually does follow master's lead.
I've waited for all my life.
And you missed the call when they were handing out intelligence and talent.
I haven't heard the news all day.
You are the news. I'm watching them take you away right now.
I still have a cold.
Stupidity isn't a cold.
My finger hurts.
Stop poking it up your nose.
I don't like to be around sick people.
How can you stand yourself?
I just deployed a server.
Hah, Firefly likes men to deploy servers, in his ass.
My shoes are good.
That's more than can be said for your humor and originality.
I have a sweet tooth.
Actually, that's just a piece of candy cane still wedged in there from Christmas.
haha I'm laughing at myself.
Ah, the simple minded are so easily amused.
I think I'll start making dinner now.
It might be a good idea, seeing as how your kids are searching for scraps under tables at McDonalds.
I like to catch my own dinner.
No wonder you live on tossed salads.
I'm making chicken parmigiana and spaghetti.
