Yeah, my sister did once tell me that she was into 2'' penises, so you ******* her makes sense. You know, because you have a 2'' penis. Damn, that must suck.
I know this guy who is sick.
your one that likes eating fish im sure
Im hungry.
I thought you were sick?
I think I'm allergic to my new shampoo.
Try switching from Hartz.
It's getting cold again.
If you paid your bills, your furnace might have some oil in it.
My car has to go into the collision shop.
Driving while blind again ff?
My cold is coming back.
No cj, it's: "That's what you get for driving on the wrong side of the road"
Did you catch it from pan while he was butting in?
I take Vitamin C for colds.
....and penicillin for my syphillis
Who wouldn't want a date with me?
Let's start with the Hunchback of Notre Dame and go from there ....
I like Diet Vanilla Coke.
Diets a good choice for you
I need some sleep
In your case " beauty rest" is a misnomer
Why doesn't the stupid remote work?
You mean they have a remote just for you? Do they have a smart remote also?
I'm drinking my 4th one today.
hi-CUP, What time did you start 6 a.m.?
I have nothing to say.
First person that walks by my house while I'm shovelling today is going to get beat with the shovel...just because I hate snow.[/quote]
This made me laugh so hard that beer came out my nose.
Buy a snowblower.
Get a tissue.
I'll bet it hurts to blow beer out of your nose.
Not as much as blowing it out of your ears.
I can't take this cold weather any more.
I'm Mister White Christmas
I'm Mister Snow
I'm Mister Icicle
I'm Mister Ten Below
Friends call me Snow Miser,
What ever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch
I'm too much!
I wish it would snow. It has no business being this cold if I can't have a snow day.
Has the cold frozen that part of your brain that allows you to type insults?
I, on the other hand, am always insulting.
And always ingesting...Penises.
She shot down the law.
