Should make it easy to cut.
Almost out of beer
Still using a beer bong at your age? Sad.
I need a bigger house.
For your Mama.
Still loving Tenacious D
Him or his kielbasa?
The sun just came out and its still snowing.
<can't think of an insult for that!>
Thats ok we don't expect much of you when your drinking.
I'm reading two books now.
Er, those are match books.
I haven't started drinking yet.
Better hurry so you can deal with being you.
I need to hydrate myself a little before dehydrating.
Try taking a shower, I can smell you from here.
We may get two feet of snow.
And, going by your feet, that's lway more than 24 inches.
Yeah Sloppy, take a shower!
Sounds like you are giving yourself some good advice.
It is so quiet and lovely out with the snow falling.
(I said that last night, but after shoveling today I ache all over and it doesn't seem quite so lovely)
This is great weather for cocoa, I am glad I have some in the house.
Yeah, you always did enjoy snorting snow more than you did shoveling it.
I still don't feel so good.
I hope you feel better than you look.
I am making beef stew for dinner tonite.
Don't use cjhsa beef, you'll starve.
This thread needs action.
Is that what you call it, paual, your "thread?"
First person that walks by my house while I'm shovelling today is going to get beat with the shovel...just because I hate snow.
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:Is that what you call it, paual, your "thread?"

Are we stupid?
I think the snow is preeeeety
You know what SLappy Doo hoo thinks is pretty don't you? Penis. Male Penises.
Hah, I am the best at this.
At penis mastication, yes.
I'm falling asleep at work.
Dreams of penises I'm sure.
Oh you gotta sell that.
Yes, the male penis sure is pretty, Child of the Light. Mine, thrusting in and out of each of your sister's orifices.
I can't wait to eat some Louisiana catfish.