Good, you can earn a few bucks shoveling and work off some of your flab.
I stocked up on food in case I get snowed in.
YOU stock up on food EVERYDAY, who are you trying to kid?
It is cold out.
If you get yourself arrested, they'll give you a nice warm bed.
I am in a great mood.
Med"s kicking in?
I'm usually in a good mood.
Yep, I've noticed that retarded people usually are happy.
Now I am going to rent a couple italian movies, buy groceries, and prepare for this f*cking blizzard that's supposedly on it's way.
You big BABY!
Stock up on candles, and have a flashlight with new batteries at hand. Better to have and not need, than to need and not have.
Just like all the other sheep who think they won't be able to leave their house for 8 days.
I have a grocery store 200 feet away.
So if your penis was 2000 times longer, you could almost reach the grocery store?
Hah, I own Slappy Doo Hoo at this game, **** yeah.
You don't own anything, including a working mind.
The snow is already coming down, and I'm prepared to stay indoors.
Unfortunately I locked myself out-Anyone know a locksmith?
I'm a good snow driver ain't I?
The tow truck drivers love you because you give them so much business.
Good thing it's snowing on a weekend.
Yea, so nobody sees you show your ugly mug in public.
Mucho beer to be consumed over the next 36 hours.
Isn't Mucho Beer A gay mexican porn star?
I should be snowboarding right now.
Is that what you call it when you slide down the hill on your ass?
I need a haircut.
Yeah, that one you have left on your head is getting a little long
I think I may start drinking
Time to dust off the old Flowbee again?
I need a new CD player.
Start or continue?
I still need a new CD player.
My Victrola finally gave out
I sure hope I can get to the store in time.
Maybe if you didn't spend all your time drinking beer, you could still get there.
The snow has just begun here.
You still getting yours from that dealer who cuts it with borax?
My "hair" is standing up.
