Along with the rest of you.
I hate the cold.
Put a HAT ON! pleeeeeeeeeeease <snickers!>
Let's see, what kind of hat for Slappy, thinking.
Dont think too hard, your head will explode.
Im going to buy some lubricant for slappys face.
May I suggest ....crazy glue! You can give him yours.
That would hurt.
Not as much as reading your posts.
I would pay money to see shewolfnm slap Slappy's face.
That would probably be your idea of highbrow entertainment.
I'm getting worried about identity theft.
With your credit score I don't think you have anything to worry about.
I'm on a boring conference call.
Well hang up, you can call your parole officer any time.
I have a busy household.
How come all of your visitors are named John?
I'm woozy from cold medicine.
Oddly, you're more coherent than normal.
Odds are that he's too loopy to get that one.
And yet still not as loopy as you.
I had beef tips and corn for lunch.
I'll bet the dumpster was crowded.
How come nobody's as funny as me?
Your right, we aren't AS funny..........we're funnier!
I'm the queen, and all of you, are my servants.
Paula requires a lot of servicing.
I am wired.
And I can't wait until they throw the switch.
I just had a delicious clementine.
I hope she was over 18.
I just ate pizza, I'm full.
Full of ****.
My nose is running.
What a vision you must be.
I have 2hrs. to myself.
That puts you in very questionable company.
I got my car washed yesterday.
Trying to get rid of the evidence?
There is a blizzard heading my way.
