You gotta learn to avoid mirrors
Where are my car keys?
Up your ass? I know that may seem strange, but from what I hear, you love it in the ass.
I think my hair is wet.
box leaking again? need to fix it with duct tape
Im ready for bed
Do you take that thing you're leaning against in the picture with you, or just a handy sheep?
I bought some great new curtains on eBay.
And not a moment too soon, your neighbors are circulating a petition about those newspapers taped to your windows.
I used to shop on e-Bay.
Then you were exposed as a Non-Payer.
I'm going to the Eye Clinic today.
I hope you finish learning the alphabet in time to read the eye chart.
I just got some new credit cards.
How very grown up!
I really must tidy up my office, I've lost so many things.
At least two secretaries are buried under the rubble of food containers, foam cups, plastic utensils, snack food bags, beer cans, liquor bottles, paper plates, pizza boxes, and dirty clothes--and you use a delicate phrase like, "Tidy up"?
I won't be able to watch the inauguration until tonight.
Bet Dubya will miss you - 12.5% of his supporters.
I must remember to turn the heating down when I go away this afternoon.
Why do that? ... You're so frigid I'd think you'd keep it as warm as possible.
I like to play raquetball.
Yea you like anything with balls bouncing off your face.
I lost my jacket last weekend.
Along with your pride!
Slappy, please get rid of that avatar.
yea cuz paulaj is having trouble holding in the urge to hump the screen.
i hate school.
Having a hard time keeping up the 0.0 average?
Teachers could never hold my interest, it isn't easy being brillant.
Maybe they should have tried some "Elmo learns to spell" books.
I've got to get back to work.
The batteries finally recharged, eh Drew?
I have a bad cold.
Of course that stuff dripping from your punani might be something more serious.
Have I ever told you about myfavorite dream?
No you haven't, and no one is interested in hearing about your pathetic wet dreams.
I'm watching the inauguration parade.
You should be in it, I heard they were short on clowns.
My hands are dry.
