Did you have the garlic and anchovie flavor again?
Why is Slappy a dick head?
Because he's not a butt head like you, you jerk.
I'm going to relax before dinner.
Going to take another crap in the hot tub, are you?
(really, why is slappy a dick head?)
I sat in the sauna for 20 minutes today.
Slappy lost a bet with Kicky, he has to use that avatar for a week. Stop asking stupid questions.
I just ate pork roast.
You really need to learn portion control. A 7-lb roast isn't a portion.
I'm tired.
Stop spending all day spinning your wheels (thats not even remotely clever)
I'm tired also.
That's what you get for staying up all night blowing a guy who was asleep.
I should drink more water.
Elephants like water, don't they?
Water is good.
Perhaps you should try bathing in it.
I'm stuffed.
We all knew you were a turkey.
My lips are chapped.
But I'm satisfied.
Can anyone insult me without calling me a name?
Why, have you run out of things to mutter to yourself in the mirror?
I think I need more vitamins.
You need a lot more than that.
Huh, huh. Butt-head. Dick-head. Kicky and Slappy are headed for a rectal-cranium inversion.
And you'll be right behind them.
It is below zero, right now, brrrrr.
Are you referring to your I.Q. or your sex appeal?
I have a lot of paperwork to finish.
Sounds like you're a turd.
I'm browsing the Microsoft Knowledgebase.
What would take me about a minute, takes you all day.
I'm installing an HP-UX server.
HP-UX = Hot Porn, Unbelievably X-rated.
Fish for dinner.
Your husband has squirrel bait for a wife.
Solved a nifty riddle today.
Those damn shoe strings can be a challenge, but they are hardly a riddle you jackass.
My eyes are hurting.
