That's why no one wants to play with you.
I've got to start working on my taxes.
The new spot in the trailer park is not deductable.
I'm balancing the checkbook.
On your nose?
I'm going to do my X a favor he probably dosen't deserve.
Hah yes, all guys have that X that they abuse. Borrow money from, date all their friends, ask for blowjobs, and you know they will say yes because they suck and will do whatever you want. Hmm, it must in fact suck to be one of those girls.
My car is fixed.
Your car might be fixed, but your driving us all crazy!
Who ate all the pies? I know who dosen't eat pie, that would be Child.
Your insults get less and less funny every round, Paula.
I have nice clothes.
For a bum!
I'm running low on insults.
Oh no you're not, there is no end to the list of insults that can be directed at you.
I hope it doesn't snow today.
Nobody gives a damn about your hopes!
It's tea time, somwhere..
Your profundity, and knowledge of world events, is truly astonishing.
Even my dog needed a coat today.
Don't all dogs need their coats every day?
I put a sweater on my dog this week.
That is the gayest thing a guy can do.
I have to leave the cave shortly.
Your neighbors are aleady gathered outside to make sure the sight of you doesn't frighten the children.
I just had to turn my thermostat up a little.
Must be sad, living in a cardboard box.
I went on a blind date yesterday.
Did you rub your canes together?
I tried to broil salmon last night. It came out raw.
That makes sense, considering you're a complete moron.
I'm a little overhung...I mean, hungover.
It shows in your insults.
It's quiet at work today.
That's because today is a holiday and everyone else was smart enough to stay home.
I just rode in a brand new car.
And that new car smell was replaced by a nasty fart.
My stomach is upset.
If you had any sense you'd stop eating your own cooking and get take-out instead.
I just had some ice cream.
