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The Insult Chain Game

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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Thu 13 Jan, 2005 03:03 pm
Ever lightly fart?

I love espresso.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Thu 13 Jan, 2005 03:07 pm
We can tell, your breath could etch glass.

I'm getting my teeth cleaned.
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firefly
 
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Reply Thu 13 Jan, 2005 05:41 pm
You'd better soak them in the glass overnight, although I doubt that anything could get those ugly brown stains off.

I'm making shrimp for dinner.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 13 Jan, 2005 10:01 pm
Cannibal.

I have to drive 150 miles tomorrow.
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werewolf
 
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Reply Thu 13 Jan, 2005 10:33 pm
Why not walk? You could lose some weight...

I'm going to the dentist tomorrow.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 13 Jan, 2005 10:40 pm
Why bother, chicklet mouth.


DrewDad wrote:
I have to drive 150 miles tomorrow.

I'm going to do you a favor, but only because I like you and I know you'll have a ball. I shall let you use my "Hot Wheels" for your trip. If you scratch it I'm going to be really pissed, one more thing, if you run low on fuel, it takes mustard gas. Drive responsibly please.


http://www.reedberry.com/wmob001.jpg


I hope Drew dosen't use my wheels to turn himself into a pimp for a day.
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firefly
 
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Reply Thu 13 Jan, 2005 10:57 pm
Why not, think of all the business he could bring you.

I'm too tired to finish my work tonight.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 13 Jan, 2005 11:06 pm
If you don't finish, you'll get kicked out of bed and possibly fired.

I'm silly.
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firefly
 
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Reply Fri 14 Jan, 2005 08:19 am
Now there's a euphemistic understatement.

I'm on my way to the bank.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Fri 14 Jan, 2005 08:27 am
Begging for money is no way to start the day.


That rhymed.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 14 Jan, 2005 03:01 pm
paulaj wrote:
That rhymed.

Blow your nose; your upper lip is be-slimed.

Trickier to rhyme with the post before; especially if it ends with the word, say, "orange."
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paulaj
 
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Reply Fri 14 Jan, 2005 03:08 pm
Everything is tricky for the weak-minded.


I'm stubborn at times.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Fri 14 Jan, 2005 03:10 pm
Do you know that because all of your exes called you "The mule"?

I just snarfed my lunch.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Fri 14 Jan, 2005 03:18 pm
Well that must have been a sight.

I'm going to have pizza tonight.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Fri 14 Jan, 2005 03:58 pm
This involves an order, a delivery, and a trick. No money changes hands.

I'm on a roll.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Fri 14 Jan, 2005 04:03 pm
Ya "bulkie".

I'm not on a roll.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Fri 14 Jan, 2005 05:02 pm
You never are.

I was a closing machine today.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 14 Jan, 2005 05:04 pm
And yet you still dont close your mouth.



I stayed home today
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Fri 14 Jan, 2005 05:13 pm
You gotta with all those open sores leaking puss all over your mug.

I'm hungry.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Fri 14 Jan, 2005 08:36 pm
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
I was a closing machine today.

I'd rather insult this comment. Did you get your wee-wee stuck in your zipper again.

I like making my own rules.
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