I heard you'll "dew" anything.
I, on the other hand, won't.
That's because you have no takers.
I got a great night's sleep.
Trust you to waste your time doing this.
Im too clever to fall for it.
You're so dumb you walked right into it.
I've got a lot of stops to make on my way home today.
I guess you aren't picky about your "customers".
I have a dentist appt. today.
Now, remember, you DON'T.....take your clothes off at the dentist.........again.
My dentist is always booked 6 months in advance.
He's actually not that busy, ... just doesn't want to see you that often.
Did I mention the Jayhawks won?
Did I mention nobody cares?
Am I witty?
You're the Jerry Lewis of A2K.
I prefer Don Rickles.
You look like Don Rickles.
I think Steve Martin is a Jerk.
Takes one to know one.
The weather here is out of control!
Much like your hair!
Small cars don't have much trunk space.
Try sleeping under the car.
I have an itch.
With a wanker that small, better not risk scratching.
There aren't any good places to eat around here.
Try the Chinese Duck house.
I am being lazy.
Thats because your a bore.
I love Jerry Lewis.
Just as much as you love the booze, eh Dino?
I could use a drink. Ice tea maybe.
A "Long Island" ice tea?
I have things to do.
At last, something to make you feel important.
I just got back from lunch.
And the owner of the all you can eat buffet is filing for bankruptcy.
Ever light a fart?
