Are you saying you don't know?
I'm tired of dealing with frigid women.
You are what you date ICE MAN!
It's almost 12:00, what should I do?
Thanks for the Val Kilmer reference but I'm much cuter than he is. Being midnight if I were you I would take the day as a loss and start fresh.
I on the other hand am going to go to sleep feeling superior to an actor.
You're not superior to this one ... you girlie-mahn.
I just had another Mountain Dew.
So being governor is only another role? Mountain Dew is a Girlie mans answer to coffee.
I don't want to work tomorrow.
I don't really care what you want, to be perfectly honest. I don't think anyone is concerned with what you want, to be perfectly honest. You are a piece of ****, to be perfectly honest.
He only did it for the photos.
So how much did you pay him to take them?
All the stores close a little earlier on Sunday.
That must cramp your shoplifting haul. You better get an early start, particularly if you want to "pick up" something to wear on Monday.
I was on the phone so long I am a little hoarse.
But I ate some hay, and now I feel better.
I'ts late and I'm still wide awake.
Try talking to yourself ... it works on the rest of us.
I'm wide-awake too ... might have been the Mountain Dews.
Who's mountains did you do? I'm telling your wife.
Are there any trustworthy men?
No, at least none of them trust you.
My coffee is tasteful.
I doubt it.
I would like a coffee right about now.
Hopefully this one is as cutting as your "I doubt it" gem. I would like you to be coughing right about now. Beautifully-rich red coughing.
THere has never been anything like it.
Child is a SICK PUPPY!
Who wants a doggy bone?????????????//
So, you had the Chinese take out "special plate" again last night?
I'm only half awake.
That's because you only have half a brain!
I, on the other hand, have a whoooooooooooole brain.
If I could get in the same room as you, I'd totally go Hannibal Lector and make that whole brain, half a brain, and tasty.
And then what happened?
You woke up, DREAMER!
I like the snow that is falling-falling-falling, right now.
I wish the falling snowflakes were falling, used syringes and you were outside playing.
You can go places to get info.