Like hell, where you would be welcomed with open arms.
I'm going to Florida next week.
who'd you have to rob to get that kind of money?
my head hurts
That's because simple things confuse you.
I'm home for the evening.
Friend's ditched you again.
I found some money in the state's unclaimed property, for me!
Who did you pay to have your name changed?
Would someone tell me where Prince Charming is.
Well, there's a prince here, formerly known as Guatam. Unfortunately for you, he's gay.
I'm so gay I menstruate.
I agree.
Cjhsa, stop spinning your wheels.
You have something in common, you are both going nowhere fast.
Hee Hee double burn.
Double burn is to be expected, coming from a double burnout!
I'm gloating.
do you have to take your socks off to count to two?
I have to pack the rv tomorrow for our trip to Florida.
Are the Beverly Hillbillies moving again?
I might be jealous, it's hard to say.
Talking never was your strong suit was it.
I just reserved a car in Florida.
In other words, you hired a chop shop to steal one for you, how interesting.
Florida this and Florida that, enough with the Florida posts!
jealous your too poor to afford a trip to florida
my niece and nephew are so cute
I take it they look nothing like you.
My niece is the cutest child in the world.
Too bad she refuses to be around you.
I need to buy pet food.
Why, is your hubby getting hungry again.
I woke up at 7:00am.
I didn't know crackheads slept at all?
I got pulled over last night. Noooooo ticket.
I can't blame ya, a shot in the mouth is a small price to pay.
I legs are shaking.
A gay gangbang will do that to you.
I dropped the ball last night.
