When you post, imagine the pain of bumping that toe. Then, you can feel our pain.
I gotta get back to work.
Dont do, please! your co-workers will be so sad!
I gotta get back to fun.
Francis, do you know what FUN IS?
I just took the kids sledding...
Sledding is more fun when your butt fits on the sled.
My eyes are burning.
Stop staring at your secretaries bum!
I don't like office work.
You don't make anyone in the office work for ''it'', you dirty slut.
I just took a shower.
once a year isnt enough
Im getting tired
Stop playing with yourself.
It is slippery where I live...
Must be all the moss that grows under there.
I've been without power for 2 days.
maybe if you didnt use your vibrator so much you wouldnt have lost it.
school sucks.
...when the highest grade you've ever made is "C+."
Ham and cheese for lunch; dieting after the holidays sucks.
maybe if you werent so fat you wouldnt have to diet
i have to pee
That's what those Depends you're wearing are for.
I'm sore from working out.
two reps with a 5pound bar bell isnt working out. could you even do two?
i hate life sometimes
Your not alone.......................................we hate you too. ahahahah
Was that mean?
Not only was that not mean, but it didn't even make sense. He said that he hates life sometimes, and you said we hate you too. What the hell are you talking about? PaulaJ, you really suck at insulting people.
Knuckle, crack the boat, 21 to win.
After the last time you went to Vegas, the casinos threw a huge victory party.
I'm cold and wet.
Someone else throw a beer in your face again?
My furnace went out today.
That's a funny way of saying "I'm frigid"
I wonder what that-------------------^
is like.
