They say bad moods are conducive to shitiness.
I'm listening to a song.
I hope you have better taste in music than comedians! (i like leno too)
Why did you scare slappy away?
I don't think it was me...But on the other hand, I have always had a sort of repulsive, love or hate, kinda personalidad. I often find myself saddened by the person my mother's little boy has become. In my head this started as an attack on you, but I en enfecto suck balls so....
I've heard sperm is good for the throat...Better than tea?
I wouldn't know, I'm not tea drinker.
p.s. you can't possibly be more pathetic than me!
Now, why do I like football players?
They are clean and make awfully good shopping partners.
It snowed in Mississippi today.
Oh that's nice......(i just played a trick on you, i changed my last post)
I think I might need to have a surgeon remove the grin from my face!
While he's at it, maybe he should just remove the entire face...It couldn't hurt to start from scratch. (Read up a bit, you've been tricked too....by me)
Notice I said he above...Female doctors? Laughable!
Can we get him to just remove the face? I figure if beauty is only skin deep, we can test the hypothesis that ugly is, too.
I wish Santa would return.
Drew will you grow up..............Child, that made me LOL. Isn't it fun to do that, (let's trick Dre, ssshhhhh, don't tell him, it will be our little secret)
Sooooooo,............... I care about people, I'm a people person! Child, what the hell are you talkin' bout?????????? <grinning>
Santa is such a tease....He'll work you to full stock and then play the "I gotta get toys to all the children" card, bastard. What makes it even worse, is that you just spent the last 2 hours making seamonkeys in his toy factory...Whatta bastard.
Come on paulaj, Care Bear dolls, and Strawberry SHortcake aren't peoople.
I'm cold here in Mississippi.
Maybe if you could learn how to spell the word "people", thing's would heat up.
I like the cold, sometimes.
I think that there is an obvious difference between a typographical error and a misspelling. However, there isn't much of a difference between you and a UFO...Both have unidentifiable shafts, levers, and bulbs.
I can't follow directions well.
What a suprise! How big is your shafts lever, and bulbs?
Mine are just right.
I have nothing that is just right...It wouldn't be terribly inappropriate to hold a ruler in my face and say something like, "You can't measure up.", because I ,in fact, can't measure up.
Soy un hombre triste...But I have my bilingualness going for me.
Typing in another language! Now your gettin' nasty.
I have no idea what you said, I hope your happy.
That is kinda funny because I said "I'm a sad boy", which is the opposite of what you suggested. I don't know where to take it from here. I would explain you the Dewey Decimal System, but you'd probably have no idea what I was talking about.
I'm going to watch my new Seinfeld Dvds. I'll be sure to come back sometime soon. So long Paulaj.
By child.......................you little bastard :-)
Slappy is a big bastard.
Now why'd you have to go and say something like that? I mean, really, an effective insult is true but simply stating the obvious is boring.
I think I managed to insult two people, there.
And this show how a silly person you are!
I awoke in a good mood.
