God, you're so naive...it's what you have in your nightstand drawer.
Going to try to hit the gym later.
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firefly
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Fri 24 Dec, 2004 01:38 pm
Since you always get caught, robbing the gym should get you another 5-10 years.
I've got a lot of cooking to do for tomorrow.
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paulaj
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Fri 24 Dec, 2004 02:08 pm
Do the guests a favor and order out.
I have just a couple of gifts to wrap, but I would rather play on A2K.....that rhymes.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
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Fri 24 Dec, 2004 02:17 pm
You must have missed that day in first grade when they taught what a "rhyme" is.
I'm the man.
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cjhsa
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Fri 24 Dec, 2004 02:36 pm
But the only one with that opinion.
I'm assembling a new grill.
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paulaj
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Fri 24 Dec, 2004 02:46 pm
How many day's has it taken you so far?
My back hurts.
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cjhsa
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Fri 24 Dec, 2004 02:50 pm
That's what happens when you get old and your boobs sag down to your knees.
So far, I haven't even opened the box.
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paulaj
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Fri 24 Dec, 2004 02:54 pm
O.k. "lightening". Can't figure out how to get the tape off?
I'm hungry, I want some vittles.
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cjhsa
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Fri 24 Dec, 2004 05:19 pm
Where I come from we throw the "vittles" to the critters.
The grill is done.
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sublime1
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Fri 24 Dec, 2004 05:37 pm
And it only took three hours.
I have to wrap presents but keep procrastinating.
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paulaj
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Sat 25 Dec, 2004 10:14 pm
Well it's to late now!
I rearranged my bedroom.
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firefly
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Sat 25 Dec, 2004 10:49 pm
It was a brilliant move putting the bed against the door--now you won't be able to get out.
Santa was very good to me.
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cjhsa
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Sat 25 Dec, 2004 11:03 pm
So not only did Santa come, so did you?
Today was a good day.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
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Sat 25 Dec, 2004 11:05 pm
Found out your little high school "friend" isn't pregnant after all, huh?
SNL sucks nowadays.
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Child of the Light
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Sat 25 Dec, 2004 11:17 pm
What do you expect, Monica Lewinski has appeared on that show.
Jay Leno tells funny jokes.
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paulaj
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Sat 25 Dec, 2004 11:18 pm
What do you know about funny?
I have sparkles on my keyboard.
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Child of the Light
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Sat 25 Dec, 2004 11:20 pm
And in your eyes, because you are quite over zealous. So much so that it caused you to over look comedic gold. (I can edit my posts too to make you look silly)
I'm scared of leaving home for college.
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paulaj
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Sat 25 Dec, 2004 11:23 pm
It will be a new adventure, now stop your focking whinning. (me too!)
I smoke...
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Child of the Light
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Sat 25 Dec, 2004 11:23 pm
That means you are going too fast.
I totally stole that from somebody, can't remember whom.
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paulaj
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Sat 25 Dec, 2004 11:26 pm
It dosen't matter "whom", the important thing is you must remember you are a thief!
