Good mood, what's that? You're usually so grumpy that no one wants to talk to you anyway. Maybe you are not getting enough oxygen to your brain.
My dog can do many tricks, including dancing in a circle for bits of bread.
He sounds a lot more talented than you are.
I'm having company today.
Someone call the cops on you again?
Ooooooh, the weather outside is frightfull. Who likes my singing?
Singing is usually an expression of hapiness...How can a person who has so much to sad about be happy?
Showercurtians are really slippery.
You should occasionally clean them. You may find they are paler than you thought
The sad thing is that the same can't be said of your insults. They are already as clean and as bland as it gets.
Tomorrows Monday and I am not excited.
Throw in one of your gay porns. That'll get you excited.
Pats at 4, baby.
Nothing better than seeing 300 pounders run around and play huh fruitcake?
Niners at 4, baby.
You bet on the niners again? Glutton for punishment aren't you?
I'm watching Hasselbeck not play.
I've been watching Hasselbeck not play all year.
He took my idea.
You can think?
I drove in the snow today.
You drove in the snow today? I am totally not impressed....Whitney Houston drives on the snow everyday.
That is called a pun kitties.
Whitney Houstons hubby DOES snow.
Is she still married to Slobby Brown?
Yeah, I hear it is his "slobby" or cuntilingus that keeps him around.
Football is on the TV a lot.
What riveting news you bring.
My daughter has giggle fits, just like her mom.
I used to have giggle fits...That is until they were officially labeled as idiotic when you first did it.
I just discovered a new song.
The theme from "Barney" is not new.
What should I draw next?
The line....stop talking.
Pats winning in the 4th 23-7. Snow sucks ass.
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
Pats winning in the 4th 23-7. Snow sucks ass.
Like this?
What a funny way to shovel!
Slappy's preferred way of shoveling always involves anal.
Tuesday is almost here.
