Again on disgusting mixtures?
I'm solving riddles
You finally solved the riddle 2+2=? Wow, your brain is really working overtime.
I'm feeling overwhelmed.
Have a drink, smoke a joint, take a truckload of pills..........you know, the usual.
I might quit smoking.
Good idea, then you might actually get hit on.
I'm going out to enjoy a "soda" or ten tonight.
Are you going to stay faithful to me, even if a hottie with big knockers comes a knocking?
I will be hangin' in da home this eve.
You? Stay at home? Alert the media! Paula's spending another night with her cats!
I shall avoid the roads in the wee hours of Jan. 1st.
Good thinking, you'll be much safer sleeping on the sidewalk.
I think I have a cold.
That's good news!
I'm in my last three hours at 2004 work
That gives you a grand total of five hours work for all of 2004.
My nose is stuffed up.
as your brain do!
Not even a phone call today.
Who would want to call you?
I still have to wrap some gifts.
Everyone always enjoys the "turd in a box" trick.
I just made coffee and bacon.
Nothing like a good old fashined heart-attack breakfast. I'll call the coroner.
I'm procrastinating right now.
Just go ahead buy that crack, your relatives will love the gift.
I had some awesome chinese food in Chinatown last night.
What did you eat "some young girl?"
I like crab rangoons, yum-yum-yum.
It's more likely cat rangoons.
I have to wrap presents today.
When regifting, it's always wise to wrap them up extra nice.
I need a shower.
you're right. You have been stinking for six months !
I'm cleaner than ever.
Not according to the latest STD test.
Thinking about taking out the crotch rocket...it's a warm 34ish out.
What is a "crotch rocket?"
I just ate fried chicken.
