Dont wait! do it now!
Dinner is over.
Doggie lives to be eaten another day.
I've just entertained 16-month-old twins for 4 hours.
Are they still alive?
I'm eating out tonight with friends.
Where's the swinger's club?
I'm playing telemarketer today.
Slinging bull**** no doubt.
Slappy I asked you a question on the wine thread.
You think I care?
Just did some online shopping....for ME.
What did you buy ME??????????????????? Forget you.
I want to stay home tonight, but I can't.
I know, you are going out with your dead boring friends.
I stay home A2k'ing tonight.
That's because you don't even have any dead boring friends.
I just bought my Christmas turkey.
Turkey for Christmas? That's an upgrade after Spam on Thanksgiving.
I'm making lamb curry.
I can't think of an insult.
I think I have a brain cramp.
Well it's hard to cramp a pea.
I'm killing people again. What else to do..
(How was dinner...go anywhere good?)
It's ok when it's your imaginary friends.
Tomorrow's my birthday!
Another day spent with the bottle...
Back to stealing cars.
I thought you sold stolen cars.
Time to finish my beer and go to sleep.
And no doubt wet the bed again.
I need a good pain remedy.
Divorce him.
It's foggy out.
It's foggy inside your head too.
Too much coffee makes me jumpy.
"Jumpy" on to A2K instead of working??????????
I like my coffee to be like rocket fuel.
That explains the exhaust from your backside.
I like to get my caffeine from soda.
