When you get laid again sometime next fall, use a condom.
This thread is gay.
And your bald.
Why do I get on this website every night?
You have no life like the rest of us.
I like this thread, it helps me get rid of garbage I'd like to say to people in real life, a form of therapy, if you will.
Speak for yourself about having no life, Ms. poster child for birth control.
Damn that was harsh.
That wasn't harsh, you puss.
I have twin brothers that are 7 years younger than me and we all live in the same house (3 family.) We zing each other constantly, this insult thread keeps my mind sharp, somehow.
Your mind is nowhere near "sharp."
I'm going to bed.
psssssst everyone, I'll bet he ran out of beer <snickers>
I should go to sleep also.
Have a nice nightshade... er... nightcap.
I hate reconfiguring routers at midnight.
It's not midnight, it's 12 noon, you jerk, you must have passed out again.
I wish it was Friday.
Why so you can get drunk without feeling guilty.
I just woke up, yaaaaaaaaaawn.
Soooo... When's your next appointment with the dentist? Can I set it up for you? Please?
I have an appointment next week.
About time, your teeth look like Home Fries!
Mine are pearly white <grins at self in mirror>
Nice dentures. Government issue?
I'm going to the dentist today.
Why did you misplace your uppers again?
I think I have a cavity...................anyone want to "fill it?".................(that was bad)
I'd love to fill it--the Super Glue would keep your jaw shut.
I'm going to the supermaket to pick up lots of goodies.
So, canned anchovies for stocking stuffers again this year?
This is my last day at work for 2004.
and the only one I bet!
I work too much.
Masturbation is hard work.
My office phone is dead.
You broke it purposefully!
it's dinner time.
Break out the Kibbles & Bits.
I can't wait for Christmas.
