Where the hell do you live Tx. or Ca?
Drew dosen't know where he lives
At least he can admit it. Where do you live ... somewhere north of Boston ..... Nova Scotia? One day you'll figure it out.
Today is the first day of winter.
Well aren't you a well-spring of info.
Almost time to eat...
Now you can blame the cold for... shrinkage.
I still haven't sent my Christmas cards.
Um, have you looked in the mirror lately? Does the phrase, "Just say no," mean anything to you?
I hate washing my car when it's freezing outside.
Then DON'T goofy.
I'm sick of shepards pie, blek.
Then stay the hell away from shepherds!
I have so much to do, but I would rather atay on the computer.
You'd rather "atay on the computer"? Bimbo, is that the only sort of hard drive you can get to satisfy yourself? Your keyboard must be one stinking mess.
I think I'll go to bed early tonight.
Why, did you take your meds to early?
I just made an awesome banana bread.
One of two things you use bananas for.
I'm killing people...in a video game.
Practicing for a real life trial run?
I gained 5lbs. and now my 'headlights' are a size bigger.
Hey, congrats! No more A-cup bras!
Still have to finish my f'n xmas shopping.
Just go f'n do it, it isn't that painful.
I think I'm finished, but I'm not sure.
You'd think a grown woman would know her own body by now.
Old people+malls piss me off.
Why don't you hire someone to shop for you? I'm serious, some people do that.
I'm thinking...
Hope you're usually quicker than this.
I'm not that pathetic...shopping-wise, that is.
But in every other way, you're totally f*cking pathetic.
I am so jealous of the love I see between you two.
Console your cat....or is his a-hole still sore from that night you came home drunk?
Like cats, I like peanut butter.
Also like cats, you **** in a box in the corner and lick yourself.
When I pee, sometimes it hurts.
