Your IQ?
I really need to start my Christmas shopping.
Have you considered going to "Procrastination Anonymous."
I think I'm finished..
You've been "finished" for a long time.
I'm wearing a Grinch tie today.
Try not acting like the Grinch and go buy some gifts!
I should have left by now.
Don't forget to wipe.
I got my Christmas shopping done.
Tricky, when the only friends you have are in AA with you.
I'm waiting for an installation to finish.
With your dirty hardware, you can wait long!
My nephew is boring me.
Funny how these things run in families, isn't it, tonton?
I am packing for my Italian Christmas.
Bring lots of razors.
My phone just conked out.
You have to replace the handset between calls, and make sure that wiggly wire goes into the wall somewhere.
My car is due for a service.
as usual! It's about time you replace it!
No phone, no car are boring me.
You would have to have one or the other before it could bore you.
I'm quite enjoying some of the threads on A2K.
You enjoy pointless arguing? You ARE a sicko!
I don't spend as much time arguing as I used to.
Discovered it was pointless to try to convince people of you kookie viewpoint, now doubt.
Some of the arguing is pointless, yes, but since when does fun have to have a point?
The only point I see is the one on the top of your head.
I'm thinking of quitting smoking soon.
Kicky, me too, Jan Ist to be exact. I'll bet you fail.
I hate being a smoker.
You should quit. The yellow teeth and craggly skin are a real turn-off, baby!
I'm coming to Boston in January.
Not enough, apparently.
Smoke free since 1970.
Ya right.
I'm coming too N.Y.
<Gets out appointment calandar to make sure I will not be in Boston in January.>
I like the nice balmy 55 degrees here in Austin.