With such a little thing, it will be done in no time.
I got a cat on my keyboard
That's what you get for having tuna fish on your hands.
I just lost a couple pounds.
I didn't know you lost your english money in bets.
My dog has gone with my sneaker!
Must be a very large dog.
I'm eating mashed potatoes.
You are what you eat Mr. Potato Head.
I like fettucini alfredo.
And they are : lumpy, bland, watery, dry, gummy, pasty, starchy, heavy, gloppy?
I have "St jacques" with salad for dinner.
Freakin' rabbit food. Get some red meat and you might get some intestinal fortitude.
On second thought, I'd avoid the "McMadCow burger" if I were in France, too.
to have a big belly like yours? oh no!
What other kind of rubbish do you eat?
Why, are you begging for scraps?
I just had some delicious chocolate.
It's a nourrishment too tough for you, you gonna vomit!
My cat is around.
You haven't eaten it?
I just ate coconut and chicken soup.
Grabbing left-over scraps I see.
My puter is working so fiiiiiiiiine, finally.
Well .... if you'd quit giving it your viruses.
It was actually pretty good. Had it at a chinese restaurant.
That wasn't chicken.
I had Joe's Special for lunch.
(See how nicely I set myself up? Pay attention Francis!)
Did you get the cream sauce with it?
I also had several potstickers.
(See, I do it too...)
They sell pot at chinese restaurants?
I don't like pot.
(did i set myself up too?)
Then why are you such a pothead?
I feel like I"m getting the flu.
Oh poor baby, come here, kissy-kissy......<I LICKED YOUR FACE> hahahha, tricked ya.
I just had a nice dinner with friends.
You shared your peanuts with the squirrels?
I have one more gift to mail off.
Who's this one going to, Mr. Kaczynski?
I have to work tomorrow.
