For once in your life!
I sleeped well!
You "slept well"...........now stop aggravating me.
I just woke up.
as once in a while!
can I say : I slipped out of my sheets? (if not of my mind)
Yes, please do say that. It lets us all know just how right we are in thinking you're a pinhead.
I'm going to see the Steelers/Giants football game right now!
as all pinheads do!
Let me put more wood in the fire.
Dude, that's the trash compactor.
I'm stuck at work on a Saturday.
To repair the **** you have done during the week?
I've just laugh a lot on a site C.I. told us!
I've just you am stupid are idiot.
Christmas is in one week!
You are so dumb you must ask the day Christmas is!
My dog is barking at you!
Your dog barks at his imaginary friend.
I have a nose full of snot.
Oh you must be proud of yourself for coming up with that, NOT!
I'm going to eat fish.
A little experimentation never hurt anyone.
I'm staying in tonight.
Is a patrol car parked outside?
I have a bloody nose.
I have a bloody hand, so bloody what?
Not just a patrol car, I think it's the FBI outside.
Well, even paranoids have enemies.
I gotta get some sleep.
You'll still be ugly in the morning.
Good night everyone. Don't mind my snoring.
Why shouldn't I mind? The phlegmy sound of a rootling hog isn't conducive to not minding.
I have bought all my Christmas presents except one.
You are disgusted because this one is for you!
It rains cats and dogs.
Stay of the ganja, mon.
It snowed 12 inches here today.
I don't think your boss will buy that lie as an excuse not to work tomorrow.
I am giving out my office gifts tomorrow.
