You even dont recognize your kindred
I kept a little snow in my fridge since last year
Is that the one sitting out in the front yard?
I have a hangnail.
Where is it hanging from.
I have to go out for a little while later, but I'd rather stay home.
In case Santa comes you could have your sex day of the year.
There is a western on tv
John Wayne always sounded like such a pu--y when he spoke French.
I'm actually ready for Christmas. I think...
You mean you gonna sleep more that night!
I better go to bed.
You need more than sleep.
I have a big zit on my back.
No you have a back on your zit...
It's getting colder here
SmokingFire wrote:No you have a back on your zit...
Well that was clever........................................for a stupid newbie.
I want a white CHRISTMAS!
Racist much?
I gotta go hang a garland.
What did Garland do?
We're decorating our Christmas tree.
What caliber do you use to do that.
I beat all my friends at darts tonight.
How did you cheat this time?
I'm tired.
You could have said "je suis fatige" and sounded classy; instead you just sounded like Paula.
Time to punch the clock.
time to punch something, for sure, or even better someone!
got a tendonitis from biking again.
You got "a" tendonitis? How does one get "a" tendonitis?
I have blonde hair.
I knew you were a dumd blonde, I just didn't want to say it.
I'm a brunette.
Brunettes are blondes that are too dumb to be able to use peroxide.
I'm not blonde, I'm not brunette, I'm more chrome polished to a nice sheen.
"Chrome polished?" like an old bumper?"
I like getting 'bumped'.
Everyone - and I mean EVERYONE - knows you like getting bumped.
I like bumping after I have my knob polished.
