Aaron who????????????????
My computer is running so slow, I think it has a virus.
No doubt it caught it from you.
I put up my Christmas Tree today.
Try not to knock it down the next time you get drunk.
If I have to go shopping ONE MORE TIME!
Stop pretending you have friends to shop for ......
In my opinion, wool carpeting lasts forever.
Did anyone ask you for your opinion?
I believed that story you wrote was yours, I enjoyed it.
You are obviously very gullible.
(Thanks. When I first heard it I laughed so hard I hurt myself.)
I can shoot a mean 3 pointer.
As usual, I have no idea what you are talking about.
It's 12:01am where I live.
Wow! You can tell time!
It's 11:12 p.m. where I live, and your watch is 6 minutes slow.
F*ck! I live in the same timezone as Tico. Now I have to move....
How many posts to "veteran member?"
As if it means anything to you.
I have 14 to "Seasoned." I better not post the big one in this thread, huh?
It's amazing how you've made all those posts when you have so little to say.
I just had a coughing fit.
Four foot bong hits will do that to you.
I have to start x-mas shopping today.
All that time to by only a gift!
I'm back home.
Back under the bridge, huh?
I despise crows.
At least crows dispise nobody.
I love bridges.
Trolls usually do.
My dog wears a red collar.
It's really damaging to kids to talk about them that way.
My lunch break is just about over.
You changed your name? If you're not Merlin's godson anymore, why are you still holding one of his balls?
The local newspaper doesn't have much news.
You live in the middle of nowhere. Nothing happens there.
my christmas tree is 14" high
Since you're always on your knees, that's a good height for you.
I can never remember what you call more than one moose.
