Spending your time teasing people
I'm no more thirsty
Do you mean "I'm not thirsty anymore?" No more lessons for you.
My hands are coooooooooold.
Next time I see you on the street corner, I'll toss you a pair of gloves.
The walls in this room are as blue as the ocean.
And well padded, too.
My index finger is swollen.
[So many responses to that one....so little time.]
Stop f***ing winking at me, you B!TCH!
Ahem. I mean, "sometimes I find your avatar to be a trifle annoying."
Face it, everything annoys you.
I had a very frustrating experience today.
Couldn't gnaw through the leather straps? (apologies to Gus)
I just bought a new mouse.
Your cat must be ecstatic.
I am feeling very angry.
With Drew I suppose! At least you had one.
Starry night here. (and cold)
Are we Vincent Van Gogh?
I'm cooking a roast tonight.
Another new recipe for squirrel?
I am having a snack.
Snacking AGAIN? oink-oink
I just ate some candy.
Jesus, do you ever STOP eating?
I have a strange itchy raw patch of skin at the base of my scrotum.
Probably just another sexually transmitted disease.
I'm having take-out tonight.
Damn it, I missed my chance to use the word "perineum".
You missed more than that today.
Kicky should have his pee-pee oiled.......for the dry spot.
Why don't you do it, you have a strong stomach.
I am listening to Christmas music.
Merry Christmas, your a HO-HO-HO.
I love xmas songs by Johnny Mathis.
Chances are you are easily entertained.
On the other hand, Aaron Neville can really sing.
